Drunk Michael being clingy and lovey dovey and kissing you all over your neck and face and wrapping his noodle arms around you. He’d be mumbling nonsense into your ear and laughing at his own jokes. Then he’d tell you over and over how much he loves you and you’d just say “Michael, you’re drunk”. But then he’d nuzzle into your neck, hold you tighter, and whisper “No, no, no you’re supposed to say ‘I love you too!’”
I keep looking at Luke’s “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money” tweet, and think:
"I wonder how many people know that’s actually a Good Charlotte song?"